.AWstin.

im just sayin.

DRUNK TEXTING is sooo 2009…2010 is all about TIPSY TEXTING.

The Olympics…

I’ve officially won the Gold Medal for drinking.

R.I.P. Cpt Phil from the Deadliest Catch.

ill miss your crabs.

sincerely,

AWstin

got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson.

say what

congrats to andrew mcmahon for completing his treatment. im glad to see the new music!

congrats to andrew mcmahon for completing his treatment. im glad to see the new music!

spoiler alert:: IM the black smoke monster, not fake john locke.

spoiler alert:: IM the black smoke monster, not fake john locke.

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+oh girl, your killin me+

im wearing camouflage pants, its like im not wearing pants at all.

im wearing camouflage pants, its like im not wearing pants at all.

Austin - urbandictionary.com

1. Austin 1025 up, 268 down -adjective; verb; noun - a very handsome man; a very cute man; a fun loving guy; a genuine ladies man; a funny guy; a guy with many talents; a guy with a satisfying penis; a guy who can, even when your angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an asshole sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser;

adjective: being funny; being sweet; being straight; not being able to jump high; being stupid; being charming;

verb: running fast; masturbating slow; jumping low; sweet talking; telling jokes; acting like an ass; eating; pooping; having sex;

“God, austin you were so good in bed last night!”

“Yeah he was really austin to me.”

“Woah, look at the boy austin.”

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
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